Monday, November 2, 2015

JUST FOR LAUGHS- INTOLERANCE AND INTELLIGENCE


JUST FOR LAUGHS- INTOLERANCE AND INTELLIGENCE

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What is this discussion on tolerance and intolerance? was it not out of intolerance the Congress and Leftists, with active support from other fringe parties like TMC stalled Rajya Sabha to stall country's progress? Were the issues raised by them continued to be fought with active support from people, whose support they said they had? Was it not with ulterior motive that stray, most unfortunate incidents were blown out of proportion with sinister agenda of destabilizing the nation?  

And what is intellect? How can some disgruntled writers, historians, Marxist Scientists, film makers, film actors, disgruntled Shouries who were not accommodated in Government, Party positions call themselves intellectuals? How can Media guys who tell all lies 24x7 and lobby with those in power run a non-stop campaign against a government that is doing its best to maintain harmony? Is there a bigger malice, waiting to be unleashed once BJP wins Bihar? I know the present government is capable of dealing will all inimical elements in the nation's growth path.

But this blog is not intended to be serious. It is intended to be humorous. I would like to tell you a story that my father was telling very frequently. Two religious men are involved in this. But there is no need to feel it is intended to hurt any one. My father was telling the names of the two prominent preachers of the two religions. But it may not sound good to mention them without knowing the authenticity. One preacher of a religion, addressing a Tolerance Meeting of all religions displayed a photo of a God, who in his childhood was stealing butter and relishing it with his RIGHT hand while holding his genital organ in his LEFT hand..He told the audience that this God had no other work but food and sex. And he displayed Messenger of God of his religion who was holding both hands as a gesture of asking people, "Come to me. thou shalt be saved". There was applause from his supporters. Then the preacher of the other religion stood up. He held the same photos saying thus. "This Child God was eating butter. The Messenger was asking to give him a little. And the Child God was telling him to come and take his pennies, as he had lot of them and later he helped his friend, Kuchela too"

Two questions arise.  Who provoked whom and who was intellectual? It is difficult to answer. My father was telling this to who so ever came to him and as he was Doctor, their ailment was getting cured as laughter was the best medicine. I request the writers to stop writing and read this so that they can Roll Over Floor Laughing, forgetting intolerance. If their spouses get intolerant and burn them with a hot spoon, it is not my responsibility. (Already my wife seems to be heating one as it is 10'0 clock and today I became intolerant and took a class to her. All in the game).

And what is intellect? Intellect is double edged. It can be used for serving society or used for  selfish purposes. These writers, many of whom manipulated awards, are one sharp edge of the weapon. Those who really serve society, without writing anything, like Modi are the other edge. If you approach RSS and ISIS both use your head. RSS uses it to sharpen your intellect by teaching you moral values and spreading goodwill. ISIS beheads you and uses it as Media propaganda. Hope you got the message. RSS is RSS but in the present context  IS is Intellectual Scoundrels who use Media to propagate their sinister act of spreading hatred and spreading intolerance and say there is intolerance. 

Read this story, how intellect can be used to hoodwink the institutions.

Before going to Europe on business, a man drove his Rolls-Royce to a downtown NY City bank and went in to ask for an immediate loan of $5,000. The loan officer was quite taken aback, and requested collateral. "Well, then, here are the keys to my Rolls-Royce", the man said. The loan officer promptly had the car driven into the bank's underground parking for safe keeping, and gave him $5,000. Two weeks later, the man walked through the bank's doors, and asked to settle up his loan and get his car back. The loan officer checked the records and told him, "That will be $5,000 in principal,


 and $15.40 in interest." The man wrote out a check, thanked the loan officer, and started to walk away.
"Wait sir," the loan officer said, "while you were gone, I found out you are a millionaire. Why in the world would you need to borrow?" The man smiled. "Where else could I securely park my Rolls-Royce in Manhattan for two weeks and pay only $15.40?"

Do you call this guy an intellectual or not? Ask Barkha, she will tell he is one of most intellectual guys ever born, as Media likes such intellect only. If a beggar earns a lakh of rupees he is termed as con artist. But this gentleman passes off as intellectual as he RETURNED the money of the bank. There lies the catch.

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Today Arun Shourie blasted all those who were blasting him on SM (may include me) that these guys never read a book.  In Sree Krishna Deva Raya's Kingdom there used to be eight poets. One of them was Ramaalinga of Tenali, in AP that incidentally was my place too. We belong to the same sect of the same caste too. He was using pun and humor and was silencing even the greatest of poets. This hurt them as today we all hurt the great Shourie.  So they decide to expose him before the king. They bribe (most writers and poets do to get rewards) a gate keeper and ask him to ask Ramalinga to write a poem with this last sentence.

కుంజర యూధంబు దోమ కుత్తుక జొచ్చెన్.”

(A flock of elephants entered the throat of a mosquito).

Ramalingaa, who was not a fake intellectual, wrote a poem like this.

గంజాయి ద్రావి తురకల 
సంజాతము గూడి కల్లు చవి గొన్నావా?
లంజల కొడక! యెక్కడర!

కుంజర యూధంబు దోమ కుత్తుక జొచ్చెన్.”

Oh! Son of a Bitch!
Did you enjoy dope
Or did you drink toddy,
In the company of cruel people (Intellectuals in truth)
Where did the flock of elephants
Enter the throat of mosquito?

The Intellectuals were puzzled at this intelligence and took the matter to Rayala's notice saying he was using filthy language in the King's Court. A sign of clear intolerance. King gets angry or was forced to react(why does not Modi speak?) and asks Ramalinga to complete the poem with the same last sentence. Ramaliinga immediately tells this poem.

“రంజన చెడి పాండవులరి
భంజనులై విరటు గొల్వ పాలపడిరకట! 
సంజయా! విధినేమందును 
కుంజర యూధంబు దోమ కుత్తుక జొచ్చెన్.”

Losing wealth Pandavas
Victimized by enemies,
Entered the Kingdom of Virataa
To serve him in disguise,
Sanjayaa! What can I say about fate?
Flock of elephants (Pandavas)
Entered the throat of mosquito (Virata Kingdom)!

This is called intelligence. Rayalu adorns Ramalingaa with lots of gifts like Sahitya Academy awards, on his worth (no manipulation). But no historian ever wrote he returned the awards nor any scientist ever found the science behind his intellect. 

We will continue in next part with more anecdotes (I read many more than Shourie). Till then, have nice time.

SATYAMEVA JAYATHE