Sunday, December 4, 2016


Mamata Benergy, the inimitable street fighter (in colloquial language we say "street thug"), after exhausting all the roughshod methods that are ever said in the book in her "battle cry" to save the ill-gotten wealth of her cronies, finally found one point that she thought she could corner Narendra Modi with. She had a bad dream sitting in the Secretariat for 30 hours that she were the Queen Princess of West Bengal and that the Indian Army was out there to carry out a coup of sorts against the poor people of her kingdom, unfortunately some of them illegal immigrants from an alien nation. She also dreamed that they may, at any point of time, shoot her to take over her kingdom to merge it in Modi's India. After thirty hours, she woke up with great difficulty and found the army still there in various districts. Not only that, proof was shown that the army was in Bengal with her Government's permission. But she was not ready to accept it.

For any profession, including politics, it is not enough if we follow a pattern set by the predecessors. It is essential one uses one''s own brain and sense of observation. Following the beaten path may land one in deep trouble or the person may become a laughing stock. See how a whole class of medical professionals failed to use their brains and put their fingers in the anus of a corpse and how the Professor taught them a lesson. Read

An autopsy professor was giving an introductory lecture to a class of students. Standing over a corpse, he addressed the class. "There are two things you need to make a career in medical forensics. First, you must have no fear." Having said that, he shoved his finger up the corpse's anus and licked it. "Now you must do the same," he told the class. After a couple of minutes of uneasy silence, the class did as instructed. "Second," the professor continued, "you must have an acute sense of observation. For instance, how many of you noticed that I put my middle finger up this man's anus, but licked my index finger?" 

No further explanation is needed here.  


Mamata is not an individual here but she represents a whole class of stupid political class, who follow the beaten path. The next day of Mamata's dream about a possible army coup and her own martyrdom in the cause of the poor and downtrodden, the whole opposition joined chorus to her stupid song,

"Red solo cup, I fill you up/Let's have a party, let's have a party/I love you red solo cup, I lift you up/Proceed to party, proceed to party"

What is basically wrong with the opposition is that their single point agenda since May, 2014 had been to attack Modi. They see red in everything he does. Unfortunately for them, vast majority of the population, including sections hitherto antagonistic to them, started feeling that he is unselfish and whatever he is doing is for the good of the nation and that Media and opposition are restive because he is hitting them hard where it hurts most. 

Opposition leaders did  not understand the Demonetization issue in its literal sense. Like five blind folded men reading an elephant, these leaders had their  own theory why Modi took such a bold step. From "REAL SCAM" to "OBITUARIES TO THE DYING", from " ECONOMY WILL GO FOR A TOSS' to "BLACK MONEY WILL AGAIN THRIVE' their versions differed from each other. And the way they approached the agitation path  either outside or in Parliament made them, if anything, more than a laughing stock. Their understanding the issue is as good as bad this dumb woman's understanding the word "MAIL". Please read

A man was in his yard mowing the grass when his blonde neighbour came out of the house and went straight to the mailbox. She opened it then slammed it shut stormed back in the house. A little later she came out of her house again went to the mail box and again opened it, slammed it shut again. Angrily, back into the house she went. As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, she came out again, marched to the mailbox, opened it and then slammed it closed harder than ever. Puzzled by her actions the man asked her, "Is something wrong?" To which she replied, "There certainly is!" My stupid new computer keeps saying, "You've Got Mail." 
Needs no explanation. To  add to their stupidity Columnists started writing stupid columns too prove Modi wrong. Only Bibek Debroy, the famous economist said "Government is not stupid" In fact, no government is stupid but the only difference lies in the level of selfishness in the rulers. That Modi proved he would be untouched by material things. Mr. Debroy also stated in the same vein "People are not stupid. They search ways to  hide their sources" But again his statement that rulers are not stupid works here. Government works out methods to catch the culprits. In the cat and mouse game the government is bound to win as it iis mighty and it has the wherewithal to deal with crooks and scoundrels given the fact that it has the will and determination. Many rumors were floated on Social Media and Whatsapp etc.,I just saw one such message from an incognito number that people do not want to pay taxes because they are  provided amenities. He stabbed himself with his sweet honeyed knife because it directly hits the Congress that ruled us since independence in the fat belly. 

Today I read a Head Line News in the Times Of India, 

"With Rs 9.9 lakh crore back, Centre’s estimates may go for a toss"

This is certainly a paid news as the same news, a word to word translation, appeared in a Telugu News Paper two days earlier. But Times of India flaunts it as obtained from "TNN" (Times News Service). If it were from TNN how did the same news appear in Andhra Jyothy earlier than their own news paper.. I remember the Telugu News Paper flaunted it as their story. Both quote unnamed sources. These Media/Press guys think they can poison the minds of people. If they took a leaf out of the American Media's faux paus in recent polls, they would desist from this kind of "Prestitution".