Friday, December 16, 2016



Dear Rahul! You are a toddler of five years old for the past forty one years! What is the secret?  Do you know? Somethings cant be explained like the farmer who was caught with  his pants down behind a horse whose tail is up! When questioned what the secret was by his wife, poor guy tells he can only tell the secret to a horde of horses, whose tails are up! I already blogged the story but as it suits Rahul  I will repeat at the cost of repetition, as it is no secret.

A farmer was sitting in the neighborhood bar getting drunk. A man came in and asked the farmer, "Hey, why are you sitting here on this beautiful day, getting drunk?" The farmer shook his head and replied, "Some things you just can't explain."
"So what happened that's so horrible?" the man asked as he sat down next to the farmer.
"Well," the farmer said, "today I was sitting by my cow, milking her. Just as I got the bucket full, she lifted her left leg and kicked over the bucket."
"Okay," said the man, "but that's not so bad." "Some things you just can't explain," the farmer replied. "So what happened then?" the man asked. The farmer said, "I took her left leg and tied it to the post on the left."
"And then?"
"Well, I sat back down and continued to milk her. Just as I got the bucket full, she took her right leg and kicked over the bucket."
The man laughed and said, "Again?" The farmer replied, "Some things you just can't explain." "So, what did you do then?" the man asked.
"I took her right leg this time and tied it to the post on the right."
"And then?"
"Well, I sat back down and began milking her again. Just as I got the bucket full, the stupid cow knocked over the bucket with her tail."
"Hmmm," the man said and nodded his head. "Some things you just can't explain," the farmer said.
"So, what did you do?" the man asked.
"Well," the farmer said, "I didn't have anymore rope, so I took off my belt and tied her tail to the rafter. In that moment, my pants fell down and my wife walked in ... Some things you just can't explain."

So, if Rahul knows some secret about Modi but does not want to reveal it, just take it that he is standing behind the horse with its tail up, in a stable  and he wants to think about it in the stable only as he likes the scene there only. After all, he is a bachelor, is it not?  Horse or farce he enjoys with its tail up,.Force is something he lacks. So, he talks.

And he called a Press Conference and told everybody that he has a secret. "Secret is something you tell everybody to tell nobody"  So, nobody told anybody and secret remained a secret.

I saw one Hollywood animation movie. "The Secret Life Pets". If is funny. There is no secret in it except that everybody talks it is a secret, like Rahul and Rahul talk.  See the dog and what it says.

So, Rahul is not doing great but at least he is not drowning in his own secrets. The biggest secret of Rahul is not that he is a bachelor but why he is so. He may reveal it only in a Matrimonial Club, to get immunity from defame.

His best secret is this.

Who does not know he does nothing but biting nails or pinching neighbors. But in Parliiment it is a secret as Parliament is sanctimonious..

Rahul Bhai, what you need is a bigger lap. Try Digvijay Singh or Shashi Tharoor. They have bigger enough laps to accommodate two to three.

Be circumspect Rahul! Especially during Press Briefs do not do this.

I understand your predicament, Rahul! You want to hoard secrets as you hoard black money. After all, both black money and secrets are black until they come out into open, is it not?

And you always try to keep your secrets like skeletons in your cupboards. Like skeletons, it is certain the secrets too fall out.

Secrets are sacred too! How?  see.

You are a great researcher. Research can be on Science or on nonsense. You chose a subject "how to escape from defamation taking shelter in the Lok Sabha".

Rahul Bhaii! Reveal the secret.. Or what happens? Your secret does not remain secret anymore as you somehow reveal it and still think it is a secret and the burden of secrets increases. 

After seeing the fun of all the secrets you keep secretly in your cupboards, what I sense is you will reveal your account password! But Alas! It is already revealed and your account was hacked? Then what is secret in your secret?. 

A piece of advice finally. 

See how my grandson is appreciating the advice. Learn form him. 

And you think you are so and so.

My dear boy! Live life in full. Empty boxes make more noise. Let your voice be heard. Not your noise. If you prove Modi is corrupt we will leave him and hold your hand, if there is no mud on it.