JUST FOR LAUGHS- IN BIHAR- BEE JEET GAYA BI HAR GAYA

JUST FOR LAUGHS- IN BIHAR- BEE JEET GAYA BI HAR GAYA

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Those who troll us on Twitter LOL, can hold a mirror. They will see "LOL". Now read.

It happened like this. An aspiring hero, who sold out property to be a hero, could not find an extra role too in films. One day he visited a street corner food joint (Poor Guy! There was no FTII then to offer free food) that was not visited even by the Congress' BPL guys. There he met his childhood friend, another aspiring hero, who was working as a supplier. 

"Oh! You are working here?" the guy who came to enjoy lunch mocked, just as Nitish mocked Lalu before he hugged him.

"I am not as pathetic as you are. I do not eat food here." the supplier-cum-aspiring hero mocked, just as Lalu mocked Nitish after both hugged.

This joke missed out of my mind till the other day, when I met two guys from Bihar in a local train. They were sitting opposite my seat in an empty train (it was not peak hours). So, I could over hear their animated conversation. They were talking in Hindi, but for convenience I will reproduce in English.

"You from Bihar? No 1 asked." "Yes! I am. You too seem from Bihar" No 2 replied.

"Do you live there? No. 1 asked. "Yes!" the other one replied.

"I migrated during Jungle Raj" No. 1 replied. 

"Whom did you vote?" No 1 asked. "Maha Ghat Bandhan" No 2 replied with glee.

"I voted NDA." No 1 too said with glee. "Oh! LOL" said No.2, just as many on my TL troll me when I continue writing the series "IT IS MODI ALL THE WAY' "You lost pathetically" mocked No.2.

'Not as pathetic as you are losing! I no longer live there.I pity you." No. 1 said with glee. If you see LOL in mirror it reflects LOL. Only, it is a matter of time.

The discussion leads us to the Head Line question? Who won Bihar? Is it the Bee that accumulates honey but stings hard when it is disturbed? Bee Jeet Gaya. Bi Har gaya. Bihar Gaya! 

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How did it happen in Bihar?  I am talking about the alliance talks and and how the Lion Nitish made friends with the fox Lalu and porcupine Rahul. Rahul,45 had an ambition to be king at least for one day just like L.K.Advani, 88 had and still has and will  have in hell too.  Advani can not be PM as he is eighty eight and Rahul can not, as he will not mature in mind till  he is ninety eight. God bless him with long life, so we can have a stand-up comedian now and bent down comedian later. If he will get PM chair or not is doubtful, but he will get a wheel chair for sure, in which he may dope or doze. 

I will tell you a story. 

Naseeruddin Hodja had a buffalo whose horns were set wide apart ( like Nitish and Lalu) . Hodja often felt an urge to sit on the animal's head between the horns, but never dared to try it.

One day the animal came and sat down very near him. Hodja (like Pappu) threw caution to the winds and seizing the horns swung himself into the space between them.

"Now I feel like a king on this throne between the two horns, Lalu and Nitish" told Hodja to his wife (Pappu to his mother). The buffalo, startled by the sudden invasion of its privacy, got indignantly to its feet, jerked violently forward. Hodja went sailing into the air and fell head foremost into a ditch. 

"It does not matter", he said to his wife. "It is not the first time a-wanted-to-be-king lost his throne." 

Now, you read how Nitish got rapped on the back by Lalu, the fox, using the small animal  Porcupine,Rahul with thousands of thorns on his secular body.

That was a bad day for our Mr. Lion King. During his chase

to catch a rabbit he sprang into a small bush from where he

came out not with the rabbit but with a large thorn in his

palm. 

He cried for help. He tried his best to pull out the thorn. He

shook his hand, tried to pull out the thorn with his mouth

etc. but all his efforts was in vain. The thorn began to smile

at Mr. Lion. 

Then he asked other animals for help. But they all feared the

lion. So no animals came to help him. 

At last the lion approached the clever fox. The king asked,

“Can you pull out the thorn please. I am suffering very much

with pain.” 

The fox said, “I am not very expert in this task. But I have

a little friend who is very expert in this work. I will

surely ask him to help you. But I have some demands.” 

“What are your demands?” asked the king. 

“It is not just food or money Your Majesty! You should

allow me to give you five kicks on your back!” the fox said. 

The lion king asked with surprise and anger “Do you want to

kick me? Don’t you know who I am?” 

“I know! I know! But it is not my need

to remove thorn from your palm. If you don’t want I am

going. Good Bye” said the fox. 

“Hey! Wait! Wait!” said the lion and he began to think 

for a moment “I am suffering with the pain of the thorn. It

has to be pulled out. Let him kick me five times. I just want 

to remove the thorn. After taking the thorn I will eat up his 

little friend.” 

The fox then began to kick the Lion King with his 

permission. One, two, three… like that. The fox called his 

little friend.

There comes a little porcupine. He pulled out the thorn with 

great ease. The pain in the palm of the lion was reduced. But 

his mind became filled with anger, grief and 

disappointment. 

What to say! He was very much disappointed in thinking 

how he can take revenge for the five kicks he got from the 

fox. How can he eat the porcupine with thousands of quills? 

At last he had to bow down before the great intelligence of 

the clever fox. 

Got the point?  Lalu used Rahul to reduce the pain of Nitish temporarily, but we have to see how many more thorns he will have to face in the next one year, by which time the chinks are expected to come out into the open.

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Cause of the pain may be intoxication caused by Beef. Do not ask me how Beef causes intoxication. When it can cause intolerance in the whole 78% of population, except those who feign they eat Beef and wish to be murdered on Twitter, Beef can certainly cause intoxication. This may cause discomfort to the CM during nights and his governance may suffer.  More bombs may be transported in trains (today seven were caught) by dacoits who are out of the jungle and are ready to join the civil rights activists, apologists, secular guys, intellectuals,  beef eaters, Journos, anchors, talk show hosts, idle panelists, Wagles, Kulkarnis, Shotguns, Advanis etc.,,in securing democratic values. Even milk can cause intoxication. Read the story below.

One evening, a man carrying a can of milk stopped Mulla

Nasruddin Hodja in the street and said he had a problem 

and wanted his advice. 

"What's your problem?" asked Hodja. 

"My problem is that though I never drink wine I feel 

intoxicate when I get up in the morning," explained the

man. 

"What do you drink last thing at night?" asked Hodja

eyeing the 

milk can in his hand. 

"Milk." 

"Just as I thought," said Hodja. "That is

the cause of your problem." 

"Milk causes intoxication?" asked the 

man, astonished. 

"It is like this," explained the Mulla. "You 

drink the milk and go to sleep. You toss

around in your sleep. The milk gets churned.

It turns into butter. Butter churned, turns into cheese. 

Cheese turns to fat. Fat into sugar. Sugar into alcohol. So 

you wake up with alcohol in your stomach. That is why you 

feel intoxicated in the morning." 

"So what do I do?" asked the man, bewildered. 

"Simple. Don't drink the milk," said Hodja. "Here, give it to

me." 

And taking the milk can from the man, the Mulla walked 

away, leaving the man gaping.

So, anything can happen in politics.  King-aspirants may be

kicked out. Small animals can be used to keep lions under 

leash.  Milk can cause intoxication. Bombs may travel in 

trains without tickets. People, anyhow, will not buy tickets 

hence-forth in Bihar, as old habits die hard.

SARVEY JANAHA SUKHINO BHAVANTHU

MEDIA WARS- SECOND PART. THE GAME OF THE FOUR PILLARS- నాలుగు స్తంభాలాట

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I closed the earlier part of my blog with this riddle on relationships. The author closes the short snippet with a statement "I am my own grandpa" . It is a riddle we usually do not find in real life.

Many many years ago when I was twenty three, I got married to a widow who was pretty as could be. This widow had a grown-up daughter Who had hair of red. My father fell in love with her, And soon the two were wed. This made my dad my son-in-law And changed my very life. My daughter was my mother, For she was my father's wife. To complicate the matters worse, Although it brought me joy, I soon became the father Of a bouncing baby boy. My little baby then became A brother-in-law to dad. And so became my uncle, Though it made me very sad. For if he was my uncle, Then that also made him brother To the widow's grown-up daughter Who, of course, was my stepmother. Father's wife then had a son, Who kept them on the run. And he became my grandson, For he was my daughter's son. My wife is now my mother's mother And it makes me blue. Because, although she is my wife, She's my grandmother too. If my wife is my grandmother, Then I am her grandchild. And every time I think of it, It simply drives me wild. For now I have become The strangest case you ever saw. As the husband of my grandmother, I am my own grandpa!

But politics is a different game. Here relationships sprout on barren lands and relationships disconnect on greener pastures. One may be his be own grandpa and one's own undertaker at the same time. None knows. If you narrate the above riddle to a Sonia, to a Lalu or to a Nitish you will get an answer, how one can be one's grandpa. Nitish was the son of Socialist Party. He was brother of Lalu Prasad Yadav, as he too was a Socialist son. These two brothers wooed a common bride, Bihar. Lalu sang "Yadavon Ka Barat" song that was super hit in 1990. Nitish who sang a Kurmi song was left high and dry by the bride and left it to his Karma. By 2005 tables turned on the Barat of Lalu. The bride was left high and dry as green grass was swallowed by the inimitably corrupt Lalu. Fear gripped the bride. Sons and daughters migrated to other lands. There, they faced immense hardships under language bigots, who could not digest so many outsiders sharing their Thali. So they were named Hindu Taliban (Thali Ban, rather) by the intellectuals whose intellect got perverted to thinking that all Hindus were terrorists but terrorism had no religion. In February, 2005 the marriage function was fixed. A new groom entered the picture. And the bride got confused and refused to marry any but remain a "married bachelor" like Rahul. (Only Bachelor is for Rahul, whether married or not you can ask his wife).

Nitish, who till then considered BJP as outside his clan and blamed them as outright communal accepted their brotherhood. After all, Bihar was a beautiful  bride. He cant leave it high and dry.And the whole clan of earlier family migrated. It was easier to live-in with the bride without jungle animals roaming. Bihar divorced Lalu, married Nitish with BJP acting as younger brother doing all house hold chores whereas Bihar and Nitish enjoyed honeymoon. But Nitish got suspicious that his bride started wooing the younger brother due to his hard work.So, he restored his relationship with his estranged brother, who digested all green grass by that time. For this he wooed Aunt sonia, who helped fix the match. All the three blamed the estranged brother as Hindu Taliban. The bride, fearing survival, accepted the three-some as grooms. Now, what is Lalu to Bihar? Nitish to Bihar? Lalu to Nitish? BJP to Nitish?? BJP to Bihar? Is Sonia Bihari or Bahari. Meantime, I get news many are planning to migrate to the Thali Ban land as they fear for their survival.  So, goes on the story of a bride and four grooms! Ask Lalu, he will solve the riddle. He knows both Tihar and Bihar well.

Now, let us go back to the main content of the blog. So, after the Tsunami called Modi hit them below the belt, all the Thali Khans (eaters, nothing to do with Khans, related to Khana) got Ass Pain, flew to Aspen. A conspiracy of sorts was sought to be unleashed on this trip  and similar trips, it was reported by an expert Journalist in The Sunday Guardian. The modus operandi is reportedly like this. Create an one-off disturbance. Manage an one-off riot. Create a hype around it. Use Media, that is no more allowed in the corridors of power. Use the so called uncivil civil society. Use the ultra Left Wing pseudo intellectuals who were enjoying the cozy comforts of rich life style, thanks to Government patronage hitherto and who lost on the same now, use corrupt, criminal, convicted politicos on bail to form unholy alliances, create panic in people and see they vote more out of fear of reprisals than out of love to the convicts. Use the highly educated but pervert intellectuals Aks, PKs, GKs etc.,to help them out, throw as much money as possible (after all, it is ill-gotten wealth) and see that the Government at the Centre finds it difficult to proceed with its legislative agenda. If any incident that happened in connivance or with the help of these elements, see Media blocked it. It was all very well-scripted.  

It was well-scripted. True!  It hit the target too. But soon it may boomerang, more so with a pro-active governance model in place. Somethings go unquestioned till questions arise when the noise becomes shriller.

“A boomerang returns back to the person who throws it.

But first, while moving in a circle, it hits its target.

So does gossip.”

Is it not true? Now, we have RUMOR MEDIA in urban centers

Back in good olden days we used to have RURAL MEDIA that

 

was doing the exact job that our suit-boot clad anchors,

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sources, editors and talk show hosts do day in and day out.  

For example read this anecdote or joke or funny story. 

In a village in Andhra Pradesh State, there used to be a cranky Frank, a convert for lure of money. He had a bi-cycle. In the same village, there used to stay a beautiful young rich widow.  As the cranky Frank who had no work but play pranks like our #AwaardWapsiGangs, used to park his bicycle everyday in front of the beautiful young lady's gate. One old widow, who had unfulfilled desires in her life because her husband was afraid to come near her in view of her foot in her mouth, used to grumble like our Gang of Four (Dustha Chatustayam) that the young, beautiful widow was engaging the youth. Got the point? This grumbling grew shriller by the day and rumor mills ran 24x7 like our Media. Sources had field day. 

But, suddenly one fine morning the cranky Frank who plays pranks parked his bicycle in front of the gate of the grumbling old woman, who had a beautiful young, unmarried daughter waiting for Prince Rahul, to one day take a decision on marriage.  The issue boomeranged.

The issue boomeranged just as it boomeranged in the case of Hardik Patel. Read the news feed of foreign news agencies, our Media sources, news papers you will shockingly find a reference to this pervert young guy as "Booming Politician". Truth is he did not join politics but went behind bars like a politician. He was the first trial case for the cranky Franks who played a dangerous prank and got caught. Those who supported him started slowly ditching him. He created ripples in the otherwise serene water pond, called India Under Modi. It was short-lived, rather boomeranged too early.

So, they took to more crooked methods.  Human lives were sacrificed at the altar of crooked Politics. Why should all this have happened. The small animals as well as big animals ran helter skelter when the lion roared and they found it difficult to congregate at one place.  So, jackals and foxes were back in business. What happened then? Please be reading.

SATYAMEVA JAYATHE

ओम् भद्रं कर्णेभिः शृणुयाम देवाः ।

भद्रं पश्येमाशभिर्यजत्राः ॥

om bhadraṁ karṇebhiḥ śṛṇuyāma devāḥ |

bhadraṁ paśyemāśabhir-yajatrāḥ ||

Oh Gods,

may we hear Good with our ears, |

may we see Good with our eyes,

when we carry out the sacrifice. ||

IT IS MODI ALL THE WAY - OPEN REPLY TO ADVANI- STOP SALIVATING ABOUT PM POST

IT IS MODI ALL THE WAY PART 34 - OPEN REPLY TO ADVANI- STOP SALIVATING ABOUT PM POST

One eighty eight year old guy went to a Doctor. "Doctor! My friend who is ninety five says he still gets sexual desires. I am not getting any. Can you suggest a medicine? "

The Doctor smiled and replied, " It is just talking about desires. You also tell him you get double of it."


Dear Mr. Advani, 

I will tell you a joke first. So that you can forget PM post and laugh Rolling Over Floor. ROFL. 

Two eighty eight years old guys like you and one of your co-letterers (wrong but right for wrong people) were travelling in a train. One asked the other, "What is your age? " The other replied, "Just fifty five. The other day Caliphate offered me Chief of ISIS post, as I am secular.". And he asked the other,"What may be your age?" I am just fifty two. The other day Putin offered Russian Presidentship to bomb you." 

Just then a forty five year old dropped down from upper berth and said, " I am just born and I am thinking of becoming PM of India. My name is Rahul." You know the other names by now. Please read now.

Yesterday, you turned eighty nine, crossing eighty eight. You must have toured the world over and must definitely have visited Europe. At your age, citizens delink themselves from all anxieties of family but spend active life. They cycle, go to malls, carry their own provisions and stay separately from children and grand children. There is not any kind of interference from their side in the life style of their children's families. Once every Christmas they meet, enjoy the new year and retreat. They do not entertain any ambition and  wait for their last second in their lives. My daughter showed me this kind of life and gave  a good advice. "Enjoy your life. Do not interfere in our lives. Do not give unsolicited advice. Even if you give, none cares. We provide you everying. Live a happy and healthy life." Later I visited my last daughter  in USA .She too showed me similiar scences (No cycles, but cars) and she too gave similar advice. I stay with my son in India (Now my son migrated to Australia), and I am provided for everything, I do not interfere, never advise my son or his wife. I look after my grandson, teach him only education. I do not moralize with him, as I think his parents are good enough for that. I do not pamper him too. I am less than seventy. If I learned so many life lessons at the relatively young age, I am surprised that you Senior Guys are still to learn lessons in political life.

One reason I can deduce from your ill-timed out burst on Modi and Shah (Media thinks it is well-timed, as you have tried to reduce the impact of reform measures announced by the Government. Laughable.) is that you suffer from Alzemer's or selective amnesia. (progressive mental deterioration that can occur in middle or old age, due to generalized degeneration of the brain. It is the commonest cause of premature senility.) One thing I observed was for each advice I give my children, they can dig my past life and give ten examples of exactly what I did similarly. So, I thought I would remind you your own blunders in Jana Sangh, Janata Party and in BJP. Today, you remembered individual responsibility be fixed for Bihar loss.

You have collected a bunch of old guys who never proved  their worth as mass leaders. One among them is Murali Manohar Joshi. Now, you are on the same page. Problem with BJP is everyone thinks he is intelligent. You too can be counted as a role model in this aspect to others. 

Second guy, now not in BJP, is Arun Shourie who, I have read has been in a meeting with you before you have released the letter. He changes his stance at the drop of a hat. He was extreme Right Winger, who attacked personal life of Prophet Muhammed in his writings and suddenly became secular. He had the rare honor of getting defeated in a debate on Islam and beat a hasty retreat. As a proud, honest, sincere Hindu, I was ashamed of him after reading the news. 

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If you guys have written a letter to Nitish Kumar, castigating him for aligning himself with both Lalu Prasad Yadav and Congress, who are corrupt to the core and who stoop to any level to keep themselves in power, nation would have paid rich tributes to you. You did not do this meant that you approved of the corrupt and crooked ways of these two parties. Then, it follows like night the day that the accusations on you in the Hawala Scam were true and the following accusations that the CBI was soft on you were too true. Even though I never agreed with many of my friends in Social Media that you were soft on Sonia because of your own interests in all scams that too seems to me not out of place. Basically, you are not above suspicion and may have been dishonest and may be, outright corrupt. This is one trait you may be finding yourself being intolerant of Modi, who is hailed as one of the few in the world who are incorruptible. Your letter may be read in this context.

In the Kanpur Session of Janasangh Working Committee, you were elected President of Bharatiya Jana Sangh and you immediately removed the founder member of BJS, Dr. Balraj Singh Madhok. Prior to that in 1971 General Elections,you resorted to negative campaign on Indira Gandhi, where posters were displayed across India that you guys were bowling to Indira and the ball hit her on her chest and it boomeranged. Ball did not boomerang, your campaign boomeranged. By that time you were one of the top leaders of BJS overseeing campaign, were RS member since 1970. But in that poll you lost 22 seats, and 2% vote share. After 1973, your party decline was fast. You did not take personal responsibility then but took up Party President post. In 1975, when you were all arrested it were Modi and Dr. Swamy, (not part of BJS) who fought Indira escaping from the clutches of police. You were never known to have that kind of dedication, Modi did not aspire for any position then until you mentored him as CM of Gujarat, 26 years later. 

After the failed experiment of Janata Party and formation of BJP you were the second most influential leader in the party. As soft Hindutva of ABV  failed you adopted a hard stand on religion. This encouraged Congress to engineer communal riots on large scale in the '80s. You did not take responsibilty. You said it was collective decision dictated by the ideals for which the party stood. What happened? Despite your aggressive campaign, your party was reduced to two seats in LS, the lowest tally ever. You took collective responsibility only. No leader was asked to explain nor you explained. And you remained RS member for two terms, this time from MP. Could you not win one LS seat being in the party for 31 years till then? But you wanted positions, power and all lucrative things that go with it. Today you are overtly hands in glove with Congress. The two of  you were two different poles on ideology. Whither ideology, Old Man? 

Not your personal charisma but your hardcore Hindutva ideology gained you 86 seats in 1989, but nation paid heavily under unstable givernments. And you supported VP Singh, who opened the Pandora's Box of Mandal reservations. In 1990 you undertook Rath Yatra, that led to your arrest by Lalu Yadav whom you covertly supported through the likes of Yashwanth and Shatrughan Sinha! Am I right? For you power is the ultimate goal. You want to enjoy the PM post at least one day. It will remain a dream and sooner than you guys expect, nation will spit on your faces as you are attacking a reincarnation of Swamy Vivekananda, for whom power and fame are like straw, on which few politicians built their mansions of power. Are you not one of them, like the proverbial fox, for whom grapes not reachable are sour? 

Do you remember your own pictures of trying to pacify Kar Sevaks who were demolishing Babri Masjid and print media used the photos against you showing you were instigating them? Now, you rely on the same Media and Press to demoralize a Statesman. One billion Advanis and an equal number of Sinhas, Shantakumars, Shouries, Joshis can not harm Modi's stature. He is like Vamana, who only grows, grows and grows to occupy the whole world with his fame.

After much instability you formed Government under AB Vajpayee. You were Home Minister and Dy Prime Minister, thought very high of your own performance, ran an India Shining Campaign but were outsmarted by Congress and allies simply because they had no ideology or qualms but BJP was a party with difference. Was it not the same BJP with no difference that got defeated by an alliance sans ideology or qualms in Bihar? Why do you play shy of accepting a harsh reality? You did not take responsibility in 2004 but blamed lack of ideology of Congress allies! You were leader of opposition in LS in 2009 who botched up Nuclear Agreement issue and Cash for Vote Scam in LS. Do you know the same channel that saw defeat of BJP in 2009 is encouraging you today? The same Editor was involved in a physical scuffle in New York, to discredit Modi and BJP? 

Is it not true that the same MM Joshi, alongwith Uma Bharathi and Madan Lal Khurana revolted against you in 2005? But in 2006 you were not ashamed to declare yourself as the most eligible PM candidate, even before the party declared you so? And was it not the same shameless old man that opposed Modi after the party duly deliberated and declared him PM candidate? You resigned all the posts and took the resignation back. In politics, stability of ideology and thought process is more required.

In 2009 you went to polls declaring yourself as PM candidate but you got a slap on the face by Congress, though mired in corruption. How can you compare yourself with Modi? He will happily forgo his position, if circumstances force him to. He is a yogi par excellence. Losers will be common population. Your whole exercise seems to be to bring back Sonia Raj, to enable yourselves enjoy spoils of office at the cost of nation.

Your leadership in 2009 brought down the tally of BJP led NDA to 159 from 181 in 2004 and vote share lost was 9%. Did you make yourself responsible for the fiasco and relinquish your ambition to be PM? No! With due respects to your age, not your qualities, I state that even today you are dreaming and salivating about the post. Kudos to your capacity to dream during day times. 

I am sharing this blog with all in BJP and all day dreamers in BJP and I wish at least one old Tantrik justifies his position vis-a-vis Bihar loss. 

VETERANS?

During my Tenth Class there used to be a bed-ridden old guy who used to continuously repeat names of vegetables like "Brinjal, Brinjal,Brinjal. Drumstick, Drumstick, Drumstick. Lady Finger, Green Mirchi etc., " People used to call him senile, not Veteran. What should you be called, Mr. Advani, that you go on repeating PM Post, PM post?

THIS IS CALLED MANIFESTATION OF UNFULFILLED DESIRES, MY DEAR OLD MAN! HIS WIFE MIGHT NEVER HAVE ALLOWED HIM TO EAT VEGETABLES. INDIANS NEVER REPOSED CONFIDENCE IN YOU! IN THE AUTUMN OF LIFE YOU ARE SINGING SONGS OF SPRING. BETTER YOU STOP THIS SAD OPERA! 

SATYAMEVA JAYATHE

IT IS MODI ALL THE WAY- PART 32-WRITING ON THE WALL

IT IS MODI ALL THE WAY- PART 32-WRITING ON THE WALL

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When I started the series IT IS MODI ALL THE WAY with reference to Bihar polls, my first sentence was "Bihar is a difficult terrain to predict the outcome of polls". But, with the final phase of poling slated tomorrow, now I feel, after all, Bihar is part of India and voters there are as mature as any in any other State in India and as nationalist as other voters. A lot was said that Bihar voted for caste and it is difficult to douse the caste cauldron burning in the state for decades or is it centuries? As I started analyzing the pattern of voting in Bihar in the past few elections, I found to my surprise that there had been perceptible shift in the pattern of voting in Bihar. When I predicted that Modi would lead BJP to a landslide in September, 2013 blog i SAID migrants would play a large role in voting patterns that beat vote calculations by the one-sided Media Pundits who try to pluck hairs on balded heads. My confidence now turned into euphoria, after four phases. No! I am not on the ground nor do I get any ground report from the ground. I observe things from macro perspective, read, see crowds at meetings, analyze issues, analyze the tolerance level of all players, analyze the truth and the lie and come to a conclusion. And, the conclusion is NDA is winning hands down.

I can not simply say that NDA is winning and escape.  I have to offer reasoning. Or I will be one among the flock of psephologists who turn mostly apologists, if their arithmetic goes wrong. I too am too good at arithmetic. Even at this late age I can total four digit figures in my mind and tell you total faster than the tolerant intellectuals. But I do not depend on statistics that are 93% times wrong, (may be including mine own) including this statistic. My confidence stems forth from what Media reports and does not report. Paid views of Media that appear as ground reports and activity on Social Media add to my calculations.

The first factor that goes in favor of NDA  is the forty+ seats that Congress is contesting. Any casual observer sees the fact that both Lalu and Nitish are fighting for one-up- man- ship and there is no indication anywhere that they are trying to help Congress candidates. Congress has neither leaders and cadres in Bihar. In 2010 it earned 5% vote but in LS it increased the tally to 8% being national party. After LS loss Congress never tried too re-organize any state unit and depended mostly on Modi-bashing. Congress should have known that Indira-bashing and Sonia-bashing without issues helped them earlier. Now Modi is showing results (indication is its showing in KDMC polls, where substantial chunk of migrants from Bihar and UP live). So, here BJP can take 35 seats into their kitty without effort.

Then the Owaisi factor comes into picture. Most of the anti-Modi Media at the instance of the Lutyens' bosses in Delhi said Owaisi factor would be nil.  The erstwhile vote banks have shifted allegiance to Owaisi in MH, They will do it everywhere as they lost confidence on pseudo-secular parties. He is going to divide the Muslim vote and hence, it is going to be cake walk to BJP too in V th phase too. And there was one (paid?) news item in one of the leading news papers with photos of young, educated Muslim girls not wearing veil. The news stated that Nitish played the cleverest trick to see that counter polarization did not happen by seeing that Muslim presence was not seen. What kind of stupid argument is this? Faith is sacrosanct. Neither Nitish nor Modi can change religious faith. So, it is clear that modern Muslims voted in favor of BJP, ditching MGB. It may be meager  but  each vote counts.

The third indication came again through Media. There was a news item in a Congress owned paper that MGB tried to win perception battle through Media canvassing. And the reporter stated that this would help to swing the undecided voters in their favor in the next phases. This indicated two points. One, that MGB lost all hopes in the first two phases.

You can always see in a verbal duel also, the man who is losing argument resorts to abuse. Irfan Habib is a fresh example. Under attack from BJP, their supporters, even people like Madhavan Nair, Kamal Hassan, Vidya Balan, Anupaam Kher, Shyam Benegal etc,., and to defend his remark equating RSS and ISIS, he resorted to abusing RSS as Idiots and continued the abuse that the criminal acts of RSS went unpunished. If there were criminal acts why were they not banned like SIMI etc.,?  Why were there no hangings like Kasab etc., of RSS people?  Idiotic Scoundrels is what I named IS sympathizers in India. Let him quote a criminal act of RSS and seek punishment. He is playing to the gallery. These guys, graying in age and thought are preying on an out and out service organization?  How many times these self-proclaimed intellectuals reached a disaster spot as fast as RSS?

Sorry! I drifted. I grow intolerant whenever I think of these moronic intellectuals. So, like the weak person, who challenges and creates a perception he is strong, never wins the battle MGB too can not. It will be like, " You beat me, you beat my brother-in-law" Brother-in-law is in US. How can you beat him? But a perception is created he is strong.  Losers resort to this tactic. It was enough to state that the first two phases too went NDA way heavily. Large scale voting, youth and women tilted scales. They do not go for traditional voting. So fear gripped the opposite camp. So the effort was to create wron perception.

Later phases went totally in favor of NDA. So, a wrong perception was sought to be created that Vth phase goes totally against NDA as it is Muslim stronghold. My dear analysts, if one tries to polarize the reverse polarization happens without effort. And this time the vote is for Bihar to come into mainstream of Indian culture of tolerance and non-violence. Even Muslims, a few moderates, may swing to NDA to live in harmony. All the three MGB parties tried to keep communities in paranoia about Majority. No major incidents after Modi took over threw these parties out of gear and they started highlighting incidents of personal animosity as proof of intolerance. Despite this, BJP has been winning throughout the nation. On reservation issue both Nitish and Lalu had to eat a humble pie.  One by one, their acts of divide and rule are getting exposed by their lopsided approach. The large attendance and the response to Modi meetings in these MGB strongholds  is not perception but truth. Presence of young women in Bihar, in Maoist strongholds, is indication of the faith voters have on Modi.

Compared, meetings of Nitish and Rahul attracted sparse crowds. Lalu attracts, as usual good crowds but enthusiasm was lacking. Nitish had to explain many times that he concentrated on small groups. In BJP there are 150 strong leaders who have been doing this better. Nitish lost not only election battle but perception battle too. The intolerance of Congress with Bihar loss and Damad excesses is known already. 

One more news item in an Anti-Modi paper that Satta Bazar gave this and that in Delhi and that the players did not want to identify, etc., was planted after fourth phase. Such news, apparently planted, prove one fact. The planters lost the plot.  

In 2012, Congress enlisted the support of Mr.Keshubhai Patel, one of the strongest Patel leaders to take on Modi. They expected anti-incumbency a total shift of Patel votes. On counting day, Kapil Sibal, the zero-loss lawyer cum politico appeared in one famous news channel. This anti-Modi channel started showing leads to Congress. With a broad smile on his face, this master manipulator said, "Wait! This is the beginning. Once we enter Patel areas you will see decimation of Modi"  They entered Patel areas too and BJP  won hands down. Till evening, this man vanished, switched off phone and was unreachable to any channel. Those who  try to divide votes will not succeed in future in India.  Voters are changing. They are not bothered to visit Temple, Church, Mosque. They want happy life as in developed countries. Information is available to them with a click. They celebrate festivals, where they want to pray and dance and not fight. The Lalus, Nitishes, Sonias should realize this fast. Or they will meet their final Waterloo soon.

In 2014 AP Assembly elections too, one channel NTV was releasing one opinion poll every month before and after division. They used to show that Jagan was leading head-on. What happened? NDTVs and NTVs can not influence voters. Voters are mature enough.

In a nut-shell, I again re-state that NDA is going to sweep  the polls which will surprise and shock all political pundits. This is my final macro level analysis. As this is not based on actual voting patterns, I  do not feel bad if my prediction goes wrong.  I bet on 180+ seats to NDA.

SATYAMEVA JAYATHE

ॐ सर्वे भवन्तु सुखिनः

सर्वे सन्तु निरामयाः ।

सर्वे भद्राणि पश्यन्तु

मा कश्चिद्दुःखभाग्भवेत् ।

ॐ शान्तिः शान्तिः शान्तिः ॥

1: Om, May All become Happy,

2: May All be Free from Illness.

3: May All See what is Auspicious,

4: May no one Suffer.

5: Om Peace, Peace, Peace.

ॐ भद्रं कर्णेभिः शृणुयाम देवाः ।
भद्रं पश्येमाक्षभिर्यजत्राः ।
स्थिरैरङ्गैस्तुष्टुवाग्‍ँसस्तनूभिः ।
व्यशेम देवहितं यदायूः ।

1: Om, O Devas, May we Hear with our Ears what is Auspicious,
2: May we See with our Eyes what is Auspicious and Adorable,
3: May we be Prayerful (in Life) with Steadiness in our Bodies (and Minds),
4: May we Offer our Lifespan allotted by the Devas (for the Service of God),
स्वस्ति न इन्द्रो वृद्धश्रवाः ।
स्वस्ति नः पूषा विश्ववेदाः ।
स्वस्ति नस्तार्क्ष्यो अरिष्टनेमिः ।
स्वस्ति नो वृहस्पतिर्दधातु ॥
ॐ शान्तिः शान्तिः शान्तिः ॥

5: May Indra (of Vedas) of great Wisdom and Glory grant us Well-Being (by bestowing wisdom),
6: May Pushan (The Sun God, The Nourisher) of great Knowledge grant us Well-Being (by nourishing us and granting knowledge),
7: May Tarksya (A Mythical Bird) of great Protective Power ( a thunderbolt to misfortunes ) grant us Well-Being (by protecting us from misfortunes),
8: (And) May Brihaspati (The Guru of the Devas) grant us Well-Being,
9: Om, Peace, Peace, Peace (at the Adibhautika, Adidaivika and Adyatmika levels),